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Back door, huh? Good idea. It’s only a few guards. This shouldn’t be too much trouble. Well, it only takes one to sound the alarm. Then we’ll do it real quiet-like. Oh! Oh, my. Uh, Princess Leia! Quiet. I’m afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash. Oh, no. There goes our surprise attack. Look! Over there! Stop him!

Look! Get him off of there! I think I got it. I got it! Oh, Princess Leia, are you all right? Let’s see. It’s not bad. Freeze! Oh, dear. Don’t move! I love you. I know. Hands up! Stand up! Stay back. Chewie! Get down here! She’s wounded! No, wait…. I got an idea.

We have powerful friends. You’re gonna regret this… I’m sure. Ugh! Ohhh, I can’t bear to watch. Chewie? Chewie, is that you? Ah! Chew–Chewie! Wait. I can’t see, pal. What’s goin’ on? Luke? Luke’s crazy. He can’t even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. A…Jedi Knight? I–I’m out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur. I’m all right, pal. I’m all right. I must speak with Jabba. You will take me to Jabba now! You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded. At last! Master Luke’s come to rescue me.

It is the name of your true self. You’ve only forgotten. I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn’t driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn’t destroy me. That’s why you won’t bring me to your Emperor now. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. Your skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen. Come with me. Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don’t know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master. I will not turn…and you’ll be forced to kill me. If that is your destiny.

Of course I’m worried. And you should be, too. Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never returned from this awful place. Artoo whistles timidly. Don’t be so sure. If I told you half the things I’ve heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you’d probably short-circuit. Artoo, are you sure this is the right place? I better knock, I suppose. There doesn’t seem to be anyone there. Let’s go back and tell Master Luke.